September 2010
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Lies We Tell Children: Santa Claus and The Tooth...
This morning I had a dream that a girl from high school asked to go get ice cream, but when I was getting ready to go, I was attacked by Santa Claus. Naturally, this got me to thinking and I came to a startling revelation: Everything we tell children, good or bad, is scary!
There are dozens of culprits… The Easter Bunny, Baby New Year, Cupid, Punxsutawny Phil… but today I’m...
Those're Some Flowers!
Chris: http://products.proflowers.com/flowers/Autumn-Harvest-6523
i got this for jess
Me: I'm glad I'm not a chick, I'd be pissed off if my significant other kept buying me things that died. Buy her a video game, or a book
Chris: you like them though, right?
Me: They're the most wonderful flowers I've ever seen. I mean, I don't normally do this... but... when I saw them, I wept. Their radiant beauty overwhelmed my senses and I just openly wept, unable to control my feelings, knowing, and understanding, that such beauty could exist in this world
Chris: Where were you last night? I would have put that in the card
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All in all I’m kind of disappointed no one has traveled from the future in order to kill me yet
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Sorry, Earth
Luke: Containment breach! We’ve lost one of the bugs! We’ve lost one of the bugs!! You need to close the gate, Mizov! We’re dying like flies down here!! YOU NEED TO CLOSE THE GATE!!!!
-Sent at 11;02AM
Me: OH MY GOD! I was in the other room!
-Sent at 11;46AM
Me: Hello?
-Sent at 11;57AM
Me: Uh oh
-Sent at 12;15PM
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Hmm...
So something can be a hoot, and something can be a hoot & a holler, but nothing is ever just a holler. Why is that?